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what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
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I’m dying omg
I need an otterbox case for my iPad cause I keep dropping it when I see pots like this.
at first i thought Kelton was the unfortunate name because his name’s Kelton but then i saw the guy on the end
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—Anderson Cooper Giggling
the only audio clip i will ever need
one of the cutest things i’ve ever heard
Swoooooon
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next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine
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i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much
OH MY GOD THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE THING HEL P ME
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i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
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